Israeli Sack Attack Update
21 Aug
Sack Attack Update.
Received the over-sized backpack posing as a suitcase late last night in Krakow, Poland. The Israeli storm-trooping teens turned it inside out. Looks like they snatched a packet of bill control, pair of wool socks and duct tape. Interesting combo. I don’t want to think about why. Clearly they long-term borrowed it in the name of security.
There is something unnerving knowing someone one – or a whole group of randoms – has pilfered through your things. I wonder how they analyzed me based on my stuff? They could safely assume pregnancy is not an option b/c of the 7 month supply of BC. And, I must be one for headaches or in pain with the 200+ IB Profin pills.
Hmmm…. I bet they had a field day believing I’m super type-A with the my fashions safely sealed and secured in vacuum packed, Ziplocks. They may possibly believe I’m organized – but little do they know. I’m sure they laughed when they came across Magic Jack adapater connected to a 1980’s phone. Yes, I’m carrying a full size phone bought at Wal-Mart for $5.99. If they open the green, meshed make-up bag, they would sigh and will me to invest in some clean brushes and even upgrade the Maybeline eyeliner.
By unsealing my clothes, they would see I stray from short-shorts, micro-minis, tanks or anything causing a farmer’s tan or skin cancer. They might even assume I’m a Muslim or Jewish poser – certainly not a Britney Spears, no-clothes wearing Christian. Oh, I could go on…
What matters is that I have clothes to wear and garden gloves to sport next week as I TRY my hand at building homes for the impoverish Polish with Habitat for Humanity. That’s what matters. And, I do want to note I have stripped away all stickers and anything that says Israel.
I’m over them. And, I hope they OD on my BC.
OD on your BC….that is so darn funny! I am sooo glad you got your luggage back. I was so nervous for you! YEAH!
Thanks God and Allah they didn’t take the condoms!
Tell me about it… I’m still miffed. And, they punched the “seal” of my IB Profin and Malaria meds too. ThoseIsraeli teens know how to part-ay… How are YOU?