Welcome Home Honey. Kei Mouth, South Africa.
4 Jan
Try this one for size.
How about coming home after a long day of trail riding, spraying ticks, washing horses and guzzling beers to find left over horse shit in your house. You heard me. Horse shit.
You ask, how? Try leaving the door open. A random horse strolling by 
saunters in. Becomes a little nervous. Knocks over some chairs. Gets more nervous, and takes a dump not only once but twice… Welcome home honey!
That was tonight. All I can do is laugh. I mean what can you do? Ask a bunch of questions as to the “how and why and how and why and how and who left the door open..” But, it happened.
The best was the clean up job. Looks like someone shoveled it out, thinking we wouldn’t notice. So, the remains are there, just adding another flavor fragrance to the volunteer house.
Happy that I’m catching a cold, numbing my senses… Even happier for those beers at the Bush Pig. But, I’m happiest about my Pleasure bug spray for I have a strong feeling crispy-critters will be doing the happy dance on some future fertilizer…
Need to spray me down and say my prayers… Sweet dreams…
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